"The Rufies Song (Date Rape Ditty)."
(Some of you might have already heard/read my thoughts on this matter.)
These are the lyrics as I recall them:
Female: I gotta go.
Male: Aw, stay, its cold.
Female: No really, gotta go.
Male: The windchill makes it even more frigid.
Female: My father, mother, brother, sister, and neighbors all know where you live.
Male: In here it is warm.
Female: Maybe just a half a drink more…oh god, stop looking at me like that…
Female: Say- what's in this drink?
Male: Gosh your lips look delicious.
Female: Are you touching me?! I feel numb, and sleepy. So tired…
Male: What's the sense in hurting my pride.
Female: No means no.
Male: You mean, "No, you're not going outside because of the inclement whether?"
Female: I am calling the police right now…
Male: If you caught pneumonia and died it would totally bum me out.
Female: That's so sweet! Ok I'll stay!
Cop: Is there a problem here?
Female: Sorry officer, its all a misunderstanding.
Cop: Ok then! Bye!
Male: But officer its cold outside...