Friday, December 21, 2007

Other Pardons Saudi King Abdullah Granted after Pardoning a Rape Victim

Pardoned Poland for being invaded in 1920, 1939, 1945, and 1673. (Not 1792.)

Pardoned Jackie Kennedy for climbing onto the back of a moving Lincoln Continental.

Pardoned Michael J. Fox for trembling a lot.

Pardoned the lower deck of the San Francisco Bay Bridge, onto which a 50-foot section of the upper deck fell during the 1989 Earthquake. Upper deck not pardoned.

Pardoned Cloris Leachman for recent inability to bear offspring.

Pardoned Michael J. Fox for raising funds; awareness. (Separate paperwork from above pardon.)

Pardoned black South Africans for their role in the Apartheid system.

Pardoned what went up for coming down.

Parrrrrrrrrrdonnnnned Steve Martin for living.


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1 comment:

valerie said...

dear christine,

your blog is clever.

also, your brain is neat!