Forget the hangover. There are so many other types nights to recover from…and we all owe it to our friends and co-workers to be as specific as possible about why we are being grumpy and unproductive.
Presenting: my inventions for summer '07 and beyond. Please credit me if you use them. Please use them. I hope you have reason to…
We'll start with the best one:
BANGOVER™: the tired, sometimes achy, often giddy, likely shame-ridden feeling after a night of well, you know…
DANGOVER™: all of the above, but with pride and bravado.
NANGOVER™: Oh, don't you wish…
TANGOVER™: Too. Many. Astronauts.
FANGOVER™: too late- you're already a vampire! I really hope you had fun! Oopsie!
GANGOVER™: the morning after you got "initiated."
MANGOVER™: bonin' in the tropics.
YANGOVER™: he got his, where was yours?
KRANGOVER™: recovering an evening that's Bee-bop and Rocksteady.
The list actually does go on, thanks to the fact that I have a lot of funny friends. But we'll stop it there and you can comment with your additions. Like what happened when I posted this on MySpace in May.