Saturday, December 8, 2007

Presenting: The BANGOVER

Forget the hangover. There are so many other types nights to recover from…and we all owe it to our friends and co-workers to be as specific as possible about why we are being grumpy and unproductive.

Presenting: my inventions for summer '07 and beyond. Please credit me if you use them. Please use them. I hope you have reason to…

We'll start with the best one:

BANGOVER™: the tired, sometimes achy, often giddy, likely shame-ridden feeling after a night of well, you know…

DANGOVER™: all of the above, but with pride and bravado.

NANGOVER™: Oh, don't you wish…

Other Options:
TANGOVER™: Too. Many. Astronauts.

FANGOVER™: too late- you're already a vampire! I really hope you had fun! Oopsie!

GANGOVER™: the morning after you got "initiated."

MANGOVER™: bonin' in the tropics.

YANGOVER™: he got his, where was yours?

KRANGOVER™: recovering an evening that's Bee-bop and Rocksteady.

The list actually does go on, thanks to the fact that I have a lot of funny friends. But we'll stop it there and you can comment with your additions. Like what happened when I posted this on MySpace in May.

1 comment:

MyTJoint said...

Who knew you had turtle power running under the hood...