I went on http://www.hampsterdance.com/. The old hamsters have been "upgraded" with well-animated, marketable hamsters that I immediately began to resent. There are four of them, they are in a band, and they all have cute names that have a little TM after them. Puh-lease.
I thought to myself, "I miss the old, original Hampsterdance." I also thought "Why is it that when you want to animate something as female, you just give it long eyelashes?"
Anyway... I found that they have a page with the old, original Hampsterdance!
Thank you Hampsterdance!
(yeah I know I don't know what's up with the spelling of "hamster" either.)