Sunday, March 23, 2008

Things I'll Teach My Hypothetical Children #2

Easter Sunday is the first recorded zombie uprising. Except it was just one zombie and it was Jesus. And he didn't eat brains he just loved everybody. But things are different now, so you should be very very afraid of zombies these days.

3 comments:

jonnie said...

i think it's obvious that Jesus did in fact go on rampage. It involved, however, sucking the peanut butter out of chocolate and the laffy out of the taffy

Larry ... said...

Especially be afraid of the zombies that eat the body and drink the blood of that first zombie. Some of them will eat your brain, too ... just in a different way.

coffeytalk said...

I wish Zombies would quit evolving. Pretty soon they are going to learn about text messaging and caller id.

~annie